Katy Perry - California gurls

I love it !!!!!

Katy Perry - California Gurls(Featuring Snoop Dogg)

[Snoop Dogg]
Greetings loved ones, let’s take a journey

[Katy Perry]
I know a place where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild, there must be something in the water
Sipping gin and juice, laying underneath the palm trees
The boys break their necks trying to creep a little sneak peek

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us, you’ll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[Chorus]
Californiagirls, we’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot will melt your popsicle
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
California girls, we’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West coast represent, now put your hands up
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Sex on a beach we get sand in our stilettos
We freak in my jeep, Snoop Doggy dog on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us, you’ll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

(Chorus)

[Snoop Dogg]
Toned, tan, fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin’ heavy
Wild wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like she’s the one
Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her

The girls a freak, she drives a jeep
The men on the beach,
I’m okay, I won’t play, I love the bay
Just like I love LA
Venice Beach and Palm Springs
Summer time is everything

Come on boys, hanging out
All that ass hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis, no weenies
Just to get in betweeny
Katy my lady (yeah)
You looking here baby (uh huh)
I’m all up on you
Cause you representing California

(Chorus)

[Snoop Dogg]
California girls man
I wish they all could be California girls (x2)
There’s only a few children who do what we do

I'm lost

U all quarrel last year .....I dunno wan to go wif who this year ....Sometimes, I felt I'm lost ...I juz wanna cry ..I also sad and disappointed to c u all quarrel .... u all cold for 1 year (almost) U all didn't miss the time when we r in primary school ???U all don't miss never mind ...but I miss u noe ??I wan u all be frenz again ...Then , when I went shopping wif u all , I won't feel uncomfortable ...>4 boys , When I went out wif u all , I felt lonely ....coz u all didn't talk to me ..>> 4 girls, I went out wif u , I felt that I missed something ....juz like , not enough frenz ...T.T Sometimes , I'm mad ....>>Boy , I helped u becoz I wan u to be frenz wif me and also the fren of girl ....I juz hope 1 day , our friendship will good again and will last 4ever ......

Remember frenz , I 'll always be wif you , I'll also love u all!!!

Friendship 4 ever !!!!

Hurray

During the charity sales (10/7/10),I lost my bag and water bottle ....Sad T.T.
But , I found them back at Wednesday , yay !!!!(Not really I found it myself , Pik Qi brought back to me ...Thanks Pik QI)

51 Things To Do In An Exam If You're Certain You Will Fail(From J2A blog)

51 Things To Do In An Exam If You're Certain You Will Fail

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.

9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10. Bring pets.

11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14. Come into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks, and nothing else.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, etc..).

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).

26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about
30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations.

36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38. Bring cheat sheets FROM ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out, too) and staple them to the exam with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

39. When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41. One word: Wrestlemania.

42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right
next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks,
chairs, anything you can reach.

48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks".

And the best one of all....

51. dress up as superman but put your normal clothes on over the superman all-in-one suit. 30 mintues into the examination let your phone go off jump on the table and shout "WHAT?!!! I'LL BE THERE RIGHT AWAY!" and just off the desk and out the doors!

50 Ways To Annoy Your Teacher(From J2A blog)

50 Ways To Annoy Your Teacher

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties?

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, Your racist against paper aren't you.

8. Don't do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn?t do your homework say I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say PROVE IT!

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, My goldfish died. Then burst into tears.

12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13.When you leave the class bow and say, May the force be with you, young one.

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was a disturbance

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. The homework's due now Oh, give me a minute then.

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled.

25. Run in the room screaming, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream AAH MY EYES!!

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY IS FALLING!

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME!

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc

40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA!

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded(some people may be affended by this, if you are sorry)

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what?s wrong, yell NO I WON?T SNOG YOU!

44. Yell LIAR! to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, It's spreading, IT'S SPREADING!

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say Your worst Nightmare

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS

49. When a teacher calls on you say, I forgot

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

Wonders!!!!

Wonders are wonder !!!

I love these pics very much ......Wonder WOman !!!(My Theme Pic)Beat the monster together Wow !!!!Three of them rock !!!Their statues Hopes may fade , Wonders never cease